The five things about me:
ONE. I am a girl. I have breasts and everything.
TWO. Whenever I see a new person I picture what kind of animal they could be.
THREE. I weigh as much as ten cats, or ten watermelons. I almost weigh 100. I'm five feet an a quarter of an inch tall.
FOUR. I have a birthmark near my left nipple.
FIVE. I think penises are ugly.</b>
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people
Questions for me:
1. U WOT M8? - - - Yes.
2. So them air plane food? - - - I've never been on one. I don't want to suffocate.
3. Lucky charm? - - - I don't eat that cereal.
4. Fave song? - - - Some Coldplay song.
5. Do you like waffles - - - Not really.
6. Numbers? Numbers math, maths school, school science. IT'S SCIENCE BITCH? - - - *Smacks you* Stop that.
7. Window 7? (inside joke) - - -
8. Turtle with wings? - - - I don't understand your questions anymore..
9. Do you play Dota 2, Portal 2, or LOL - - - Nope.
10. KILL THEM? Are you insane? - - - I'm not insane.
11. CAUSE YOU'LL GET JINXED. (not a question I just love that song.) - - - Okay.
QUESTIONS FOR PEOPLE I TAG:
ONE. Do you have a birthmark?
THREE. Would you let me touch you?
FOUR. Lick your cat. What does he/she taste like? Mine tastes like dry cereal. Like when it's soaked with milk then let it dry. Like that.
FIVE. How old are you?
SIX. Are you feeling frisky?
SEVEN. What is your least favorite word?
EIGHT. What would you like to squish? Two days ago, I saw this little girl, a teeny little thing. She was so small. I just wanted to squish her. I wanted to step on her.
NINE. Do you like Spencers?
TEN. What's your favorite product from Spencers? I like the penis lollipops. The baby penis lollipops.
ELEVEN. Do you like wet grass? Egh. I don't want to think about that stuff. Ugh.</b>